If you, The Reader, are expecting revelations as to The Meaning of Life, this is not the place for you. Expect streams of conciousness and simple pleasures. Rants and raves. If you are expecting major impact, DO NOT READ MY BLOG. I fear disappointing you.
Tuesday, July 29
How to Create a Monster
Much smarter.
Much, much smarter.
We have always enjoyed letting her out when we go sit on the front porch. She enjoys lying in the yard, in the shade, watching the runners run by, the strollers stroll by, even the occasional dog.
Over the past year or two, when we are ready to go in, and we call her name, she does not come. We can call, "Come!" She doesn't come. She either continues to survey the scenery, or rolls her head back towards us and lazily gazes over as if it say, "Did you say something?"
I attributed it to her age. Felt she was getting a little ornery as she becomes an old woman.
So I bought treats.
Little did I know it was all her original plan.
Bacon Beggin' Treats. If she comes on the first call, she gets a treat.
Now she comes a-runnin'.
When we finish up a walk, she gets quite peppy as we walk up the front walk. Puts on her "treat face." Sometimes (ok, usually) I give in and give her a treat. But, just once a day.
Now, when we are inside, she LOOKS AT ME. ALL DAY LONG. Just -- LOOKS AT ME.
Yesterday, she began to give her signs for needing to go out, a bit more frequently.
Now our pattern is, and has been, one good walk in the morning. Quickie to tee-tee at noon. Medium walk at 4pm. Good walk between 7 and 9, depending on what we are watching on TV. Quickie to tee-tee before we go to bed.
Holy moly. Now she wants to walk at 8am. 9am. 10:30. Noon. She is getting addicted to these treats, and does not understand I will only give her ONE a DAY.
A friend asked me the perfect question: Who is training whom?
Sunday, July 27
Hooray
One would think that our schedule/non-schedule of his working days, nights, off, days, nights, off... would prepare me for any absences. It does not. In fact, I am finding that the longer we have this ridiculous schedule, the harder it is on me, psychologically, mentally, and physically. I hear things. I hide things from the presupposed intruder. Every morning I have to un-hide them -- if I can find them. Pocketbook. iPod. Laptop. Cameras.
Every little sound, each little creak and pop in this 75 year old house jerks me to a sitting position in the bed as I listen, round-eyed, with my thumb poised over the "9" on the telephone. If LD clears her nasal passages, (dogs' way of ensuring they can catch a new smell), I am out of the bed on my bare feet, ready to fight or flee.
Sometimes, unable to go back to sleep, I gravitate to this luminous monster to play games of solitaire or write on The Book. I wrote a LOT this week.
I wake up in the morning exhausted and cranky.
Plus, I miss him. I miss his smile, his music, his asking how I am, his appreciation for any old thing I cook for him. His cuddling the cats. His working on my car, which is sometimes the only way he can tell me he loves me. The way he disappears to a remote TV when a race is on. His vehement retorts when some conservative makes predictably ridiculous assertions about the war, the economy, the Poor (they don't even GET that whole subject, but don't get me started.) His unfailing optimism. His unerring way of doing The Right Thing. His ability to see the Big Picture when some tiny mishap sets me off. I miss him.
I sent an email to my DMIL this morning with this line: I have never missed him so much. He can leave his drawers on the rug all week long for all I care; I won’t say a word.
He won't be happy at all that I have published his drawers for all the world to see. See? Isn't that sweet? Ah, I miss him.
Friday, July 25
Sorry Dave
The Math Doesn’t Work
Let’s say you currently drive a vehicle worth $10,000 that gets 15 miles/gallon. There’s this $25,000 hybrid you’re thinking about buying that gets 25 miles/gallon. That’s a $15,000 price difference just to get 10 more miles a gallon. If you drive 100 miles a week, that’s about a $10 difference a week.
So that would be about $40 extra you’re spending a month in gas if you stuck with the current car. A monthly car payment is MUCH more than that! To get your money back at current gas prices, it would take you almost 29 years to save $15,000 in gasoline!
Sorry, pal. I am hard pressed to find a hybrid that gets 25 mpg. The folks behind fueleconomy.gov recently recalculated mpg rates to account for cold starts, use of AC and other factors, to come up with more realistic mpg figure. The newer, REDUCED mpg rate for a 2007 Toyota Prius is 48 city, 45 hwy, average altogether, 46.
I drive a car worth $2,332 that gets 23 mpg in-town. An old, cranky diesel Mercedes Benz. I have 303,000 miles to date. And they say she has only used half her miles.
According to his own scheme, if I drive 100 miles a week, that's TWO gallons a week in a Prius. Of gasoline, not higher-priced diesel. I don't. I drive about 200 miles a week, so I would buy 4.5 gallons a week instead of almost 10. Bottom line, I would spend less than half what I do now, on fuel, rather than saving the paltry $10 a week he cites. Now, I fill up every 2.5 weeks and spend about $65. Multiply that out to make it a 3 week run, and it would $78. In a Prius, I would fill up every 3 weeks and spend $42, a savings of about $36. Annual savings = $504 (52 weeks / 3 week fillups = 14*$36 savings).
Of course Dave is right. I would save the equivalent of 1 1/2 car payments a year by switching to a hybrid -- *IF* saving money were my only motivator. IF our air were not a concern. IF I were not sickened by our gluttony and profligate use of a non-renewable resource.
You see, my own interpretation of the Bible (yes, you can do this. You don't have to listen to the preachers. Let God speak to your own heart. He does, if you will listen...) is that in Genesis, when God gave us "dominion over all the earth," it does not mean we are empowered to be the reckless consumers of all we want. It means we are trusted to be the wise and careful stewards of His gift to us. Today, we are not.
So...IF I were to buy a hybrid car, it wouldn't necessarily be only for economic reasons. It would be because I long to be a careful and responsible user of what has been so freely given to us.
BUT...I am not buying a new car. I don't need a car payment. I agree with his general theories on all that.But, Dave, if you are laying out a scenario to make a point, please please use realistic figures to make the point. Hybrids don't get 25 miles a gallon. Do your homework first. Otherwise you might lose some of your audience.
Tuesday, July 22
Sunday, July 20
Back to Camp
You, however, might not be a Nana, so here are a few words I learned:
sozzum. Use this term for anything that is very cool. Contraction for "that's so awesome." Awesome is out. Sozzum is in.
smarticle. LO heard this word and took it as her own. As in, "I'm so smarticle." She thinks this is a hoot, as anyone who thinks 'smarticle' is a word, isn't very smarticle at all.
Yah. This is the new 'yeah,' but it's used as a stamp of approval, not as a reply to a question. I say something with which you agree, you let out a "yah."
Shah. Closely related to 'yah.' Originally used as, 'sure.' Now it's 'shah.'
She gave me a hand pulling weeds -- not really weeds, but mint, out of the front garden. I keep just a bit for filler and aroma, but it tends to take over, so every week or so, we have a mint-pull. As we walked away, she said a flea had bitten her. "Fleas look so harmless. They are so tiny. You'd never imagine they are in for your blood. And mosquitoes. Wow. They are so graceful, so airy, they look like this harmless insect, like the ballerinas of the insect world, and they are just blood-thirsty creatures. You'd never know."
She keeps me smiling. . . um, most of the time.
Friday, July 18
Ooo La La
Wednesday, July 16
Music Camp
Today she called from breakfast at the Dining Hall. Yesterday she had loaned her phone charger to her roommate, so was unable to call me first thing. She got a gf to return to the dorm between classes so she could check in at about 10am.
I called her Monday night (very un-cool) as I was really missing her and wanted to know how things were going. She was in the dorm hall with many others. Music was playing loudly and girls were chattering away everywhere. She had to raise her voice to talk to me. I had to repeat everything I said to her; she could not hear the first time.
Lights-out is at 11:30. (Last year it was 10:30, but this year she is a big 8th grader.) I asked what time her first class is in the mornings. It's at 8am but breakfast is at 7 so she has to get up at 6:20. When I told DH about this and fretted about her getting tired, he broadly grinned and said, "She'll be fine. This is great."
There is an event every evening to gather all the students together. Monday night they had the faculty concert. Last night they had a movie. One of the nights they will have a dance. She thrives on this stuff.
The girl beside her in the flute section has the same birthday. They have pretty much hung out together so far this week.
She has 5 other friends on her hall. This morning when she called, she reported she was sitting at breakfast with 5 gf's and 1 boy.
I asked about the music. She said it is extremely hard. At first she did not think she would be able to play it, but is surprised at the progress she is making. "This is good," she mused. "When I get back to school, I will be a person who can play this hard music."
I am proud of her perspective.
Dinner Guests
Tuesday, July 15
Shakespeare Had It Right
Pretense is a facade to cover a fear of inadequacy, and the Repubs have always had it, but now in megadoses. I have to confess if we lose this election, it will be our own faults. W has handed it to us on a silver platter.
My Honors English teacher in high school (had her every year) had us line up outside her office twice a week so we could come in individually and recite our memory passages. I never thought I would need them as an adult. Oddly enough, they have often come in handy. Here's one that applies today.
Shakespeare did not know McCain; he wasn't born til a year or two after the Bard passed away. But he knew of his bluster:
"It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
Monday, July 14
ROI
Wednesday, July 9
Little Bit's Visit
It has been very healing to all of us to see this dear child after missing her for five years. The two sisters have enjoyed just hanging out, watching movies, talking, playing. We have been careful not to do the theme park thing, or other big adventures. We wanted LB to just remember our home and enjoy its simplicity.
We got some very poor snapshots of the girls last time so today we are going to Nearby Mall to have their picture taken. Each sister needs a picture of the other sister to keep. DH is coming along and we are all bustling to get ready to go. LO was up, in her new dress and fuschia silk ballet flats and straightening her hair at 7:30 and we all have gotten up one by one since. For LO to be up that early, and on task, really indicates how important this is to her, despite her adolescent refusals that anything matters to her as she is oh, so cool.
Little Bit is especially wise for her age and astounds many with her clear and sometimes painful insights. Yesterday we were at an appointment for two hours and we settled LB in the waiting room with Sissie's Prom Book. LO tears prom dresses from teen magazines and puts them in page protectors in a large binder. She and her friends take turns with the book overnight and write their opinions on sticky notes on the dresses: "Too much cleavige" (sic) "Makes her butt look big" "Love, love this dress but hate the shoes" and so on. So we armed LB with sticky notes and a pen.
The owner of the establishment saw her and said, "How do you like my dress?" LB looked up and said in her clear voice, "It is too old for your age. You should dress younger." The amazing part is, she was right.
So in a few minutes we are off to the mall, going to Limited Too to buy her the prettiest outfit they have, let her keep it on, and heading over to the photography studio.
Her parents do not allow her pic to be posted online (I don't blame them) but we will snail mail copies to all who care.
GTG...
Monday, July 7
The Math of Biking
Zelda gets about 20 mpg in town.
So going to yoga takes about 1/5 a gallon of fuel.
Diesel fuel is right at $5 a gallon.
It costs me a dollar to drive to yoga.
Another dollar to drive home.
I go to yoga twice a week.
That's $4 a week PLUS the cost of yoga.
My dad always reminded me there are not 4 weeks in a month, but 4.3
4.3 weeks times $4 savings a week = $17.20 I can save by riding my bike.
...Did you know Google maps now allow you to drag the route line anywhere you want?
So I put in Point A (home) and Point B (yoga class). Of course the line shows the straightest way, right down Main Street. I clicked the line and dragged it to a long, straight way, OFF Main Street (less traffic, btw less hills also, tee hee) and was able to see clearly the way to go. AND it calculated for me how long it is; that's how I got the 4.3.
Got to get ready. Later...
Sunday, July 6
A Cause Greater than Ourselves
During my childhood there was no such cause. Although my father was tres involved in the goings-on of our community, our family was pretty isolated from any causes. Sure, people marched for Civil Rights, but they were Radicals, and we were not. So the concept of people working for a cause greater than themselves seemed pretty romantic to me.
This all occurred to me yesterday as I rode my bike on yet another errand. Finally, we all have the opportunity to work for a cause greater than ourselves, much greater. Our lovely little planet needs our help, folks.
I know many of you deny the existence of Global Warming. Okay. Do you deny that our air quality sucks? Do you deny that gas is exorbitant? That cars pollute? That petroleum is a limited resource? That plastic doesn't degrade back into the earth to continue the natural cycle? That many petroleum-based items are carcinogenic?
So. Buy a clue. Now is your chance. Work together for a Greater Cause.
Make or buy cloth bags for your purchases, and use them.
I overheard a lady at yoga class complaining, "Oh, I have one of those bags. When I unload it in the kitchen, I always forget to put it back in the car." So hang it on the door to the garage, ditzoid, and put it in on your next trip. BTW, why not have enough for your groceries. What good is one going to do you?
We have neighbors who have ONE more child in the home than we (and she is not in diapers), and their garbage can is overflowing EVERY Wednesday. Their one recycling bin is about half full, while our THREE recycling bins are full, and our garbage can is always half full. (Although I do squeeze the air out of the garbage bags before tying them.) Recycling bins are free in this community, and you can go get an extra one any time you like. Do you think garbage disappears when your garbage can is emptied? Well, it's not. It all has to go somewhere, and we are lazy, arrogant, consuming monsters who create tons of garbage, garbage that has to go somewhere.
Forego plastic cups. Use the glass ones and wash them. And styrofoam, don't get me started.
It is time for us to declare our independence from the oil companies.
This reminds me of a story. It really is on topic, bear with me and you'll see. Or not. But keep reading.
When I was 12 or so my mom went for her weekly hair appointment. She had a beehive til the day she died, and Thursday was the day to restore it. Anyway, every year, she had Christmas gifts for both her hairdresser and the shampoo girl. Mother meticulously budgeted her Christmas presents, and the hairdresser got a gift costing xx dollars and the shampoo girl got a gift costing n% of xx. It was Mother's own formula and it worked for her.
So she went to the hairdresser laden with her gifts and when she got there, the shampoo girl was not there. "Where is she?" Mother asked. "She's in the hospital," the hairdresser explained. "Her husband shot her again."
My parents were definitely not the type to give words of wisdom. We weren't taught lifeskills at all. But this particular day was the exception. "Listen to me," Mother said on her return. "The first time he shot her, it was his fault. The second time, it was her fault."
That was 40 years ago and I have never forgotten it. The shampoo girl should have Left the Bastard.
So. Back to the oil companies. They are shooting you day after day after day. Shooting your budget. Shooting our air quality. Shooting our health. Leave the bastards. Ditch your gas-guzzling vehicle. Walk, bike or take the bus when you can. We can't afford to relegate the responsible behavior to the "tree-huggers" another day. Turns out, they were right all along. Even if you (rolling eyes) deny the existence of Global Warming, there are enough other reasons to work together. It's our chance to pull together, each in his own way, for a Cause Greater than Ourselves.
Thursday, July 3
Summer Days
Summer days have a certain lazy rhythm about them here, long walks with the dog, gardening in the backyard, mowing the front lawn until it faces certain death from the dry. LO's friends go on trips and camps just as she does, and her social life seems to be on hold until school starts again. Her neighborhood buddies do just fine during the summertime, and she plays and chats on the phone with them. Otherwise, she lies around and watches TV, plays on the computer, and plays about just like I did when I was her age. Escept, she does not have outside adventures as I did when I was little. I attribute this to the relative safety of our day as compared to hers. Frankly we have not allowed her much out of our sight; I think most parents feel the same way.
The neighborhood pool as usual is a hopping place, filled with moms and kids during the day, and the occasional dad; cookouts on Sunday nights even offer vegetarian burgers, cooked on the meat-crusted grill. Bleh.
This would be a good time to say I recently read "Skinny Bitch," sorry you will have to look up the authors yourself as I loaned it to a gf. I first learned of this book when I read the review of it in the NYT. A good review -- they loved the book. It is mostly a rant about the food industry, aspartame, the FDA, and other related topics. They (there are 2 authors, both of them SB's) mention time and again how meat is dead, rotting, animals. Feeling the same way, I had no trouble reading it, and actually learned a few things. The one thing that really jumped out at me was their observation that a calf grows from 90 pounds to 500 pounds on only cow's milk in the first year. Hm. And I have been filling myself on cheese, sour cream, butter, cream cheese, and ohh-la-la, Ben & Jerry's for how many years? So. I took the plunge and ... went vegan. Many of you know I have tried this before but craved my favorite meal, the asparagus omelette with an English muffin on the side, with orange marmalade. White wine and my favorite old china plate. No more. This time it feels great for me and frankly I never made it to two weeks before. We shall see how it goes...